Five Taiwan Acura jokes _ shanghaizhengquanhuiguan

1, Lee Teng-hui and Chen Shui-bian, Lien, visits with helicopters. Lee said: "if I lost 1 block down, picked it one must be very happy. "He said:" if I lost two tickets for $ 500, then two people very happy. Chen said: "if I lost 10 tickets $ 100, there are ten people very happy. "This time ... ... and on driver muttering said:" why don't you have lost it, let million people were happy? 2, late night, I will go to help Jane to buy drinking sessions. Results met robbers ... The robber with a gun pointed at a-bian said: "give me money to come out!" he flew into a rage and said: "what do you this? I however detract from the fact that Taiwan President Chen Shui-bian yeah!" robbers, "Oh, that ... My money is still to come. "3, the day President, Chen Shui-bian, five homes ... And so big government together for a meeting, the results chain car accident occurred, was taken to hospital where journalists got to the hospital ... a little long, doctors, journalists are busy ask the doctor "doctors!! Chen Shui-bian also hopeful?" doctor depressed shook his head and said: "Oh … Chen Shui-bian hopeless ... "the reporter asked again:" the doctor! doctor! Premier saved? "doctor and frustrating shook his head and said:" Oh ... Also hopeless ... "reporter asked:" the ... Who will be saved? "the spirit of a vibration doctor said:" Taiwan saved! "4, one day Chen Shui-bian Chen Shui-bian to a mental hospital, all patients were standing in the hallway loudly cheer Chen Shui-bian's Viva!, Viva! only one patient expressionless, turns to Chen Shui-bian. Chen Shui-bian has seen, so ask Dean said: "the patient why not I cheer for?", Dean: "because he was very good today spirit. "5, a campaign vehicle to Chen Shui-bian's campaign team drove up to the village to inflate, unfortunately in the mountain road car, is agricultural working in the field of old farmers saw this scene, he rushed to the scene, but the people on board died, so he dug a pit, put a few politicians are buried. After a few days, is responsible for the accident investigation of the police find that old farmer, asked him a few politicians to go, said older farmers has been buried, police quickly asked: "they all died?", the old replied: "well ~ I see Chen Shui-bian, I buried him shout that he hasn't died. "Police said:" you can't put his old buried? "said:" you know why ~ the Chen Shui-bian never tell the truth.